choice.
(Source: whatevs, via thispopculture)
Highlight of today: Writing ‘(left)’ in a caption so you don’t confuse Bret McKenzie with Animal.
Caption as written: Bret McKenzie (left) wrote five of the songs in The Muppets, including the Oscar-nominated “Man or Muppet” and the opening number, “Life’s a Happy Song.”
12 years ago we published a guide to drugs. It’s still good.
DMT: Aka the-single-most-fucked-upthing- that-will-ever-happen-to-you. We can’t even start to explain how intense this is. No one can. It is one of the strongest hallucinogens known to man. Therefore, not the most social drug in the world. DMT is the chemical released by the brain in the final moments of life as your body shuts down to ease the moment of death. The great thing about this drug is that it only lasts for 10 minutes and there is no comedown from it. You could probably do it during lunch break at a court case and no one would be any the wiser.
enter the void
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This, sadly, actually happened: Oprah Winfrey desperately appeals to her Twitter followers for ratings by asking them to turn to her network OWN, “especially if you have a Neilsen [sic] box.”
Sounds like Oprah may not OWN her own network for much longer.
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This, sadly, actually happened: Oprah Winfrey desperately appeals to her Twitter followers for ratings by asking them to turn to her network OWN, “especially if you have a Neilsen [sic] box.”
Sounds like Oprah may not OWN her own network for much longer.
womp
Stacy ‘Fergie’ Ferguson’s song “writing” (and Grammy-nominated) contribution to “All of the Lights”:
Word count: 79
# of times “Time” is written: 12Unemployment line, credit card declined
Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind?
(My mind, my mind, my mind)
And also was about to do that line
Okay, okay, you know we going all the way this time
(This time, this time, this time)
We going all the way this time
(Time, time, time, time)
We going all the way this time
We going all the way this time
We going all the way this time
where on earth is 2 pounds of chicken under 2 dollars and two pounds of 96% beef under 3 dollars
what is this magical store
(Source: fitness-is-a-habit, via how-agrestic)
