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I love Walden Pond! The last time I was there I saw a dead squirrel. Thanks for reminding me of that.
I just sent that to an attractive man on OKC.
Eliza Mulcahy, Stage Manager
1. E-books: “That kind of radical contingency is not compatible with a system of justice or responsible self-government.”
2. Smartphones: “Great allies and enablers of narcissism.”
3. The Internet: “It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.”
4. Cats: “the sociopaths of the pet world.”
5. Experimental fiction: “It’s also in my Protestant nature, however, to expect some reward for this work.”
6. Schmaltzy fiction: “I cringe, myself.”
7. Michiko Kakutani: “the stupidest person in New York City.”
8. Insipid Broadway musical adaptations: “instantly overpraised.”
9. Author videos: “This might be a good place for me to register my profound discomfort at having to make videos like this.”
people I don’t like.
I think I’ll say that I will only speak to Wes Bentley’s facial hair and Josh Hutcherson’s upper arms.
arms.
SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR. (Editor’s note: I admit to stealing this phrase from a co-worker.) Before you get too excited, Roseanne Conner fans, it’s probably good to point out some of her more extreme political views. But that said, we needed a new fun choice in the 2012 race. And now we have one.