April 2010
15 posts
“(240): He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me…”
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I'm at the booth...
whatawonderful:
charlottesweb:
And I told a woman we were sold out of half price circus tickets. She pointed at me, turned to her kid, and said “This lady is the reason you can’t go to the circus”.
That’s when I decided to hate everything.
whatawonderful:
I feel really bad for Ke$ha’s backup band. They all have to wear sparkley spandex body suits and oversized astronaut helmets.
Also they are Ke$ha’s backup band.
whatawonderful:
bingoparaphernalia:
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“You know, you’ll run into things like this a lot in this industry. ...”
– The sexton at the church I am doing a show at right now
“I CAN NEVER BE ON TIME”
– Eliza Mulcahy, zooming past the Paramount desk at 9:12am.